The Macabees, a story by Solomon

Macabees when they, the first time of Macabees, the starting of the Macabees, what are those, the starting of the Macabees?  When they fighted.  When did they fight?  When did they even fight?  You tell me.  Don’t write it, just tell me.  I want them to be fighting with their swords and stuff.  Do when they take out their swords.  Next I want to write them taking out their swords.  Now spell “take out swords.”  The End.